Here are some deep thoughts for you to ponder about work.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work
he/she is supposed to be doing.

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional
to the number of pens that person is carrying.

When in doubt, anything can be filed under “Miscellaneous.”

Following the rules will not get the job done. But getting
the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you
are really good, you will get out of it.

Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors
in the mail.

You are a successful secretary if you can keep your boss’s
boss off your boss’s back.

No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

People who go to conferences are the ones who don’t
understand the problem.

The last person that quit or was fired will be held
responsible for everything that goes wrong for the next
six months. If you are clever, this can be extended to one
year.

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more
easily by reducing it to the question, “How would Tonto
explain this to the Lone Ranger?”

When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.